Playing in Europe

With the World Cup over all eyes are back on the Euros with Westminster Wonderers taking on Europe United.

Theresa's boys finally began the match 45 minutes late and two men down.

There was some tactical confusion as half  the defence had turned up expecting to be playing cricket, while several stoppages were caused by sustained gunfire from their own subs bench.

This didn't bother the manager though as she was already on Match of the Day proclaiming 'a draw delivers the win the fans wanted'.