Brysonline regrettably announces the near hospitalisation of contributor Nige. It is believed that he had made a foolhardy attempt to hold his breath until one of the others finally made a post.
He was found in a Northerly direction by a delivery boy from his local Tandoori, they had apparently been alarmed that his Nightly Madras order had not been received. Early reports suggest that after he had turned blue, he not only passed out but also passed water. After helping himself to a reasonable tip and watching a few films on Sky Box office, the delivery boy raised the alarm by lighting a cigar too close to the smoke detector.
Nige is believed to have been taken to a nearby hospital by the medics but managed to escape and make his way into a pub for last orders.
Police are asking that if a slightly inebriated man in an open backed gown is spotted, he should not be approached, especially from the rear.
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